The Beginning
For Those of No Talent
For those of no talent, please listen to me
You’re behind in the times and are so with glee
Your meandering hearts doth bog down my sole
As you wander the Earth without purpose or goal
So I stand up-above you, with my head held high
To lay down a judgment on those I despise
It is you fools who critic and try to bring down
Those worthy of both a king’s ransom and crown
The pain that you cause and wars that you wage
Do little to calm either the hurt or the rage
So you all will be punished and punished quite strong
To amend for your nonsense and make-up for your wrongs
You will all wear cloth chains ‘round your necks like a noose
As you pay obscene taxes and have houses to lose
You must go to work daily and keep petty stocks
With your lives all an illusion, from your heads to your socks
As you all age and retire, you will think you’re secure
With your IRA savings, investments, and pensions for sure
I will take those away, with corruption galore
And your pensions will be spent to fund my great war
Your sons and your daughters together will bleed
As I sit on my throne and your beg on your knees
It will end in my favor, but with such little cost
As those who “can do” will survive and those who “can’t” will be lost
(This goes out to those who feel like whipping boys or are made to think they are no-talent slobs. Whether or not you feel there is someone who thinks like this about you and those like you, you still get up and start your day. You live out your lives no matter the hardship. You just don’t give up. This is what makes us strong. This is our talent. Whether you are a minority, an outcast, a con, or a hack, give the “man” a big finger, and never look back.)
Rebuttal
Oh you mighty kings, who look down onto me
Forget that I’m strong and that my will is free
You can take all my money, my house, and my life
But you can’t take from me that which is my birthright
I am who I am, whatever made me this way
I don’t need to feel small or be wrought with dismay
As you sit on your thrones and throw spit on my blood
You belittle yourselves to much less than a bug
Because you are the few, who think what you made
Is stable and kosher as long as I’m paid
Yet if you take away my life, I’ll surely want yours
Now is that a price you think you can afford
For we are the many and you are the few
And we live by our culture much more than you do
We do not need your toys, your gold plating, or flack
We just want your power, and your head on a rack
You must think we are different, but we are really the same
We just started elsewhere on Earth’s little game
You say you have talent, but my friend you have not
All you have is an ego, and of that quite a lot
You are not really better and you’ll deny this, I know
But it is the masses of me who must run this show
Your position is nothing without people like me
You are just like a puppet; it is you who’s not free
So tell me no-talent son-of-a-bitch
Whose soul did you sell to keep you quite rich
Was it mine or my father’s, no, it was certainly yours
As you made bold decisions behind those closed doors
Yet, the war, I don’t like it, and I will protest
And until I get my way, I will never rest
I will sue and persuade, and remove all your friends
With scandal clad hearings and a song in the end
The song you’ll be singing will be clouded with tears
As the big bad old boogeyman brings out your fears
Yet I don’t need to kill, no that will be too soft
The feeling that we’re equal, is much more is it not
As for those you said “can’t,” we most certainly did and still do
We are more than just equal, we’re better than you